My boys consider it a "code red" emergency when there is no milk in the house so I ran to the grocery store last night. Sometimes I feel like I need to move next door to my friend, Japanese Redneck, and let her teach me how to have a cow to milk we go through so much of it!
Anyway, since I was there I was walking up and down the aisles grabbing a few other items that we needed as well. The boys and I are going to be out of town next week and I wanted to make sure hubs has plenty to eat while we are gone.
I walked around the corner and there was a man leaning over his buggy, coughing and very red in the face. I asked him if I could get him some water or something.
He took a deep breath and said, "No thanks. Mouth to mouth will do just fine."
Ummm. Ummm. I just kept on walking and I heard him say, "What? You are just going to let me die here?"
File that under, "Things That Would Only Happen To Me".