Crazy Songs With Mom

I don't know what it is about summer.   Maybe it is all the camps going on, but all these songs I learned growing up keep popping into my head.     My boys think they are hysterical and they are convinced I am just making some of them up.     Sometimes at night when it is bedtime they will say "Sing us another crazy song you learned growing up!"   

You guys are going to have to post and let them know you have heard of some of these!

The song that started it out...

I’m bring home my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m bring home my baby bumble bee
Ouch! It stung me!

I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m smashing up my baby bumble bee
Ugh! What a mess!

I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m licking up my baby bumble bee
Eww! I feel sick!

I’m puking up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m puking up my baby bumble bee
Yuck! What a mess!

I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Won’t my mommy be so proud of me
I’m sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Well, I won’t do that again!

 

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Let's dig a hole.   Let's dig a hole.  Let's dig a hole and put the devil in it.

Let's dig a hole.   Let's dig a hole.  Let's dig a hole and put the devil in it.

God made man. Man made the money.  

God made the bees.   Bees made the honey.

God made the devil and the devil made sin.

So let's get the devil and throw him right in it.

Let's dig a hole.   Let's dig a hole.  Let's dig a hole and put the devil in it.

Let's dig a hole.   Let's dig a hole.  Let's dig a hole and put the devil in it.

I can't tell you how many times I have sung this song when the song have asked what is for supper...

Fried Ham
Fried Ham
Cheese and Bologna
After the macaroni
They’ll be pickles
Ketchup and onions
After the ham
Fried Ham
Fried Ham

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Father Abraham
Had seven sons (Seven sons)
And seven sons had Father Abraham
They never laughed (HA! HA!)
They never cried (BOO! HOO!)
All they did was go like this:
With a: Left Arm, Right Arm, Left Leg, Right Leg, Hips, Head, Tongue, Turn around, Touch the ground, Sit Down
(Each time you sing through this, add one additional motion and continue doing through the verse.)

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(To the tune of "We Will Rock You")

Jesus was a cool dude,
40 days with no food,
Then he wrote the golden rule and that's O.K.
He's got love on his face,
Full of grace!
He's spreadin' his word all over the place!
Singin', We will, we will
Praise him yeah, praise him WOO (2x)

 

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To the tune of batman theme song...

na na na na na na na na Thank You Jesus
na na na na na na na na For the food Jesus

 

(Hey, it was camp.... and we were kids!)

Summer Camp.... Good Times!