Last night Tanner came into the kitchen after taking a shower and he had his eyes squeezed shut. He was fussing about how he had gotten soap in his eye and wanted to know if we had any eye drops. After I finally dug through every cabinet in the house and found a bottle, we solved his problem.
After he had had a few minutes to forget his eye I asked him, "What shampoo were you using that is stung when it got in your eye?"
"I was using my shampoo, Mom."
"Tanner, I thought your shampoo was 'no tears' shampoo."
"Sure, Mom, it is no tears. Not no sting! Could you buy that next time?"
Why didn't I think of that? What aisle is that on?