I sat down on the side of Todd's bed this morning and started the morning routine to wake him up.
"It's going to be a great day!"
"Did you sleep well?"
"It is 6:20 and we will need to leave about 7:00."
After about 4 minutes, his left eye slit open and he made one statement: "I do not understand your native language."
My child, the comic. Even when he is half asleep.