"Mom is naked!"
I felt my face turn red, but I kept walking. Did I really hear him say that? "What did you just say?"
"I said you were naked."
Pointing down to my shirt and pants, I said, "What do you call this?"
With a very shocked look on his face he said, "MOM!! I meant your ears. You aren't wearing earrings and you always say you are naked without them."
(Apparently he overheard me talking to my friend on the phone earlier that week when I said I felt naked when I didn't wear my earrings.)
And I think they don't listen to me!